A few months old but Pernambucy Gypsy returns in full form. Read his op-ed on Op. Turtle.
“Anyone familiar with Pernambucan buses knows that they were made by the deranged madman who inspired Pat Mustard and the films Speed and Speed 2. Sure, a motorista can slow down to pick up passengers, but he must hit 80kmph between stops or else
his family gets murdered he gets docked pay on R$1 per kmph not delivered between alights.”